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Cheaper Than You
01:46
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I'm cheaper than a six pack
on a saturday night
I'm cheaper than a movie
and I'll last all night
I'm cheaper than the battery
that makes your vibe vibrate
and I know exactly
what you love I hate
I'm cheap
I'm cheaper than you
I'm easy and I don't care
I'm nothin' and I'm aware
To you I'm just a waste of time
Fuck you cos I'm doin' fine
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Best Before Date
01:16
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I met you when I was 21
now I don't go out and have no fun
Got a house and I've got a wife
but it's just a prison to spend my life
I was best before I met you
I met you when I was young and dumb
Now I'm hating what I've become
Now I've gotta buy a suit that fits
Now I listen to Genesis
Three screaming kids and a yapping dog
I go to work but I hate my job
I remember when life was great
before my best before date
I'm past my prime it's a waste of time
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3. |
Bargain Bin Girl
02:06
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Bargain bin girl bargain bin girl
Well she's my bargain bin girl bargain bin girl
I met her at the bargain bin
she was lookin' for a deal
I didn't know where she'd been
so I took her for a Happy Meal
She was lookin' through the dvd's
she bought Wrong Turn 2
She said come back to hers
and I could watch it too
I met her at the record store
lookin' through the second hands
she bought the Circle Jerks, Motorhead and The Cramps
She don't like to spend her cash
unless she gets a deal
Our love is low budget
but I know our love is real
Sometimes I think about her
when I see a special offer
My special offer love
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Saturday Job
01:26
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Suzy had a Saturday job
She hated her Saturday job
So she quit her Saturday job
Now she don't have a Saturday job
Mum and Dad are sayin' that they're skint
and that Suzy's gotta pay some rent
But she don't wanna
she don't wanna wanna wanna Saturday job
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CHINESE JUNK Orpington, UK
The Kings of Pound Shop Rock!
Crappy songs about crappy things.
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